An important cultural matter
Kim Kardashian's baby name.
I can't get over it.
I'm actually fine, maybe even slightly better than fine, with directions as names. If I had decided to name my kid a direction, I would probably think I was pretty cool.
But the two-direction first name/last name combo?
Killin' me. Killin' me.
I don't hate Kim Kardashian. She's a bag of hair, but I'm not a hater.
But this baby name. I don't know. It's killin' me.
Somebody please explain to me that this name is cool, but I'm too uncool to detect it. Because I'm not detecting it.
It sounds like the kind of name someone who eats a lot of tater tot casserole would give their kid. And by that I mean the opposite of classy. Aren't Kim and Kanye supposed to be on the cutting edge of style and culture?
I don't know.
I think it's tater tot casserole.
(Yeah, I spend time thinking about shit like this.)