Quote of the Day

I'm thinking I could do a pretty hilarious regular feature on this here blog by posting Phook's quote of the day. There always is one...it's usually the first thing I tell Big K when he walks through the door. Really, truly, the smack that Phook runs can really brighten my day, especially when I'm considering selling her. So I'm gonna share one with you to brighten your day.

The scene is around the corner from my house on our regular morning walk. Phook has determined it is time to get out of her seat of the double stroller and start running ahead of me - I am of course pushing Bigs in a bigass stroller while also walking Turbo on a leash. (It probably sounds a bit horrifying, but I enjoy this part of our walk because it really speeds us up and gets us home in time for Bigs' morning nap on most days. Essentially, Phook is the mechanical rabbit that we are all chasing. The dog runs, I run, the stroller does unspeakable things to Bigs' c-spine.)

So anyhow, Phook is running ahead. All of a sudden Turbo decides, mid-sprint, that it's time to stop and pee. (Dude, dogs have insane bladders.) My part of the parade slows itself to wait for the hound. Phook has gotten a decent distance ahead. Sensing this, she turns around and asks what's going on. I tell her that Turbo is peeing. She thinks about this for a minute and looks annoyed. And then says this:

"Man, he's takin' his sweet time."

I am still snorting unattractively every time I think about it.